this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.
having a friend over and not having anything fun to do