thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

illseeyou-rosetyler:

just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

raposabee:

cynically-colorblind:

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.

teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology

I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

simsgonewrong:

goin 2 chamber of secrets, brb

Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever. 

growlithed:

purrawontblink:

wanna know how i got these scars

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service